Get your point across with one of our perfectly-pitched tongue-in-cheek gifts, the ideal Secret Santa for that festive party!
Don’t let HR stop you from saying what you think… but let’s say it on a mug instead of in person to avoid getting the sack, right? Shhh… no-one will know! Make everyone giggle as you hand out inside insults and office offensiveness via Santa!
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1. I Work With C*NTS Orange Neon Mug
Feeling bold? Fed up with Sheryl pestering you over the water cooler and your boss ignoring your excellent suggestions on the latest project? Then why not put any doubts to rest and say how you feel with this neon orange mug with the bold statement ‘I work with c*nts’. Whoever gets this Secret Santa is going to have to own it loud and proud and be prepared to be unpopular (unless they happen to be a gynaecologist, that is…and even then it might be cause for alarm!) The perfect gift for the office grump.
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2. The Office Bitch Pink Neon Mug
Cause some drama with some strategic Secret Santa gifting and pass on this punk rock Office Bitch mug. Honestly, she’ll be grateful for it, as it’s the perfect way to keep office nuisances at bay and reminds everyone who’s in charge. No more wasting time with small talk by the kettle, just put in my sugar and get out of my way, dammit!
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3. The Office Wanker Orange Neon Mug
We all know one, right? Every office has a touch of David Brent* somewhere, so why not make them an honour of it with this excellent stamp neon orange mug, boldly owning the Office Wanker role! For those that love to laugh at themselves, and others – this makes the ideal Secret Santa present. *Also enables wanker behaviour, as clearly you’ve warned everyone!
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4. Twat Phonetic Alphabet Pink Inner 2-Tone Mug
Spell it out if you have to, after all, some people never get the message do they? Tango, Whiskey, Alpha, Tango… spells TWAT! That’s right, you’ve learned your phonics! For the office idiot, and let’s be honest there’s bound to be more than one. At least they can figure it out while sipping a cuppa. The best Secret Santa gift for the undisputed twat in your life.
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5. I Am A Ray of Fucking Sunshine Yellow Neon Mug
Sarcasm isn’t lost on you, is it? This groovy 70s vibe neon mug tells everyone in no uncertain terms that despite general assumption, you’re in fact a ray of fucking sunshine! Can’t argue with that, now can we? Nope, better not. The perfect festive gift for your Secret Santa, and you never know, it might even bring a smile to the miserable one’s face.
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6. Willy Green Neon Mug
Is your boss a bit of a dick? Why not Secret Santa them one of these! Or, for the potty-humoured fan in your life, this neon Willy mug will make cuppa time a chortle, whether it’s the office, footy club or quiz group. Whatever the situation, this cheerful mug will be sure to amuse and embarrass. Pop it in the Secret Santa sack, watch and wait for the Willy jokes to pour forth!
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7. World's Best Boss Mug
After a pay rise or promotion? Slyly sidle up in words to your boss with this world’s best boss mug, which will obviously delight them so much they’ll immediately give you a whopping pay rise.* I mean, who could resist this kind of adoring message from your minions when you’re at the top? Get this in your Secret Santa bag, pronto! *they probably won’t do this, sorry.
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8. Muther Fluffer Mug
Meh! Mainly a crosspatch and detest everyone? We hear you, and so does Muther Fluffer. This kitty isn’t for cuddling, but when it comes to telling people to fluff off, this illustrated mug is the perfect antidote to unnecessary work-chat. Position your mug at your most loathed colleague and get on with your work, while Muther Fluffer does the job! Pop in the Secret Santa bag for a punchy present.
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9. Fuck This Floral Mug
The ideal Secret Santa gift for the fed up floral lover in your life, the kind of colleague who likes their tea hot and their work done, is out the door at 5pm sharp, and no messing about with stupid overtime, thanks! This pretty garland of pink flowers surrounds one of our most favoured phrases, blending prettiness with badass assertiveness. We all know someone who suits this kind of gift.
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10. Prick Tattoo Yellow Inner 2-Tone Mug
Get that sweary sailor out in style with this retro mug. The nautical sunshine and floral theme in primary colours emblazoned with the tattoo ‘Prick’ says it all, really. The perfect Secret Santa gift for those that don’t take offence easily, like tattoos and fancy a bit of the sailing life. Oh, and one more thing – make sure they are a genuine prick.
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11. Sarcastic Cat - As Per My Last Email Black Inner 2-Tone Mug
Sorry didn’t you SEE my last email? Nope? Well basically it said f**k off I’m busy having a lie down and a cuppa, in two-tone style. Got that? This is the PURR-fect gift for any Secret Santa sack, and for the person in the office who loves a bit of wry wit. Get the message out loud and clear with this nonchalant lounging kitty mug…mine’s milk no sugar, thanks!
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12. I Fucking Love Meetings Mug
Ah, yet another meeting about a meeting! Fed up of wasting all day in mindlessly tedious meetings? Us too! So, here’s the ideal gift for the person who loves to hate meetings. Illustrated with some welcoming and yet slightly sinister looking folks, you can join the anti-meeting brigade in ironic mode with this cool mug. Your Secret Santa will be winning with this in his bag!
