Gifts ideas for those who love to curse!
Ever feel like telling everyone to just DO ONE? Yes, we get it, life is stressful, and we all need a large spoonful of humour to cope with the daily demands of the work-life balance.
That’s why we’ve curated a list of excellent expletive gifts and accessories so you can say what you’re really thinking, without getting into trouble. From fuck-off fans to wanker coasters, we’ve got you covered. Add to basket and thank us later!
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1. Fantastico Fans Fuck Off Fan
Away, minions! This delightfully delicate fan will give the shock signals as you flutter your eyes and wave off all who come your way! Feel like the queen you are with this statement bamboo fabric accessory and frighten off any unwanted attention while keeping cool. What’s not to love?
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2. Coffee Slut Floral Coaster
Okay we know you love your coffee, but what would you do for one? Don’t be so filthy! The perfect stocking filler for the coffee junkie in your life, this cute little floral coaster combines feminine elegance with a touch of naughtiness. Calm down, the kettle’s on!
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3. Bitch Tattoo Pink Inner 2-Tone Mug
For the cutest bitch you know, this two-tone tattoo mug captures all that’s pretty in soft pastel rainbows and birds, but in true sweary sailor style. Ideal for amusing the tough as nails but soft on the inside queen in your life.
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4. There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Long Sleeve T-Shirt
What’s that you see over there, disappearing into the distance? Oh, there it goes…my last flying fuck! Oh well, never mind, I did warn you. At least I’ve got the perfect tee to show how much I cared. Get your goth-attire on-fleek with this stylish long-sleeved bat covered tee.
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5. I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Framed Print
Ray of sunshine? Yes, a fucking huge one. Meh! I’m a total delight and I will tell you so in the form of this bold print framed poster in black and yellow. If you don’t agree you can’t come in! The perfect addition to any grumpy git’s bedroom wall.
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6. Cute But Abusive Cats - 4 Piece Coaster Set
They’re cute but abusive and therefore the purrfect way to insult and delight… Surprise your annoying guests by popping one of these under their cuppa. Want your mother-in-law to leave? Just ask her if she’d like a cup of coffee first!
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7. Cute But Abusive Dinosaurs - No Fucks Given Enamel Mug
Time for camping? Don’t forget your dino enamel ‘no fucks given’ mug! No one will ask you to put up the tent while you’re holding this. We simply don’t give a-fuckasaurus, just leave us alone with our hot choc! With an illustration so cute you’ll get away with the potty mouth humour.
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8. I'm A Fucking Delight Blue Neon Mug
For the truly miserable mug lover, this retro print neon blue delight will bring smiles to the darkest of dispositions. Come on – you know you’re lovely really! Drink up, next cuppa’s on you, you grumpy sod.
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9. Muther Fluffer Bar Blade Bottle Opener
Hey, don’t scrimp on those portions, dude! The Muther Fluffer himself is here to check all is well in the world of beer bottle openings and he’s not happy. The crazy cat’s in charge so crack open the beers with this cool bar blade before he gets his claws out!
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10. Duck Off Cream Tote Bag
Mr Duck is not impressed, and he’s saying it in big, bold, beautiful illustration on this 100% cotton cream tote, so everyone can be warned to get out of the ducking way while you do your shopping or head to college. You’re welcome. Quack!
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Don’t let anyone be a twat in your zone! Get to the point with this excellent neon tin sign and stop all forms of twattery from happening. Pop it near the door and you’ll be grateful they paid attention!
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11. Wanker Tattoo Coaster
In true sailor tattoo style, this oh so pretty, floral rainbow and nautical coaster gives all the subtle and not so subtle signs for the wanker in your life, *they don’t actually have to be a wanker to use it.
