There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Cat Greet Tin Card

We get that you don't want to be rude but there comes a time when people can be so boring that they just need a little nudge to see if they can wake up to this fact. Thankfully, this hilarious greet tin card is the perfect way to let them know that there's a 99% chance you don't care - unless they want to give you money or food or something...